有一天,一个人去超市买一袋土豆,结果看到上面写着:“与一袋狗粮一起购买,可以获得20%的折扣。”于是他拿了一袋狗粮去结账,店员问:“你有养狗吗?”他回答:“没有,但是我有很多土豆。”In the year 1524, the former Assassin Ezio Auditore retired to a villa in the countryside of Tuscany, with his wife Sofia and children Marcello and Flavia. While Ezio wrote in his study, Sofia asked him to watch Flavia while she and Marcello visit his sister Claudia. Shortly after, he left his study to tend their vineyards while Flavia played nearby the villa. In the midst of his harvest, he saw a stranger cloaked in black, talking to Flavia. Fearing the worst, Ezio hurriedly intercepted the stranger, though Flavia told him that she was no danger, as Ezio saw her necklace with the Assassin insignia...